http://money.cnn.com/2004/11/17/news...ex.htm?cnn=yes
Don't like the kid next door? Here is a list of holiday gifts for the little brat.
note to the easily offended:
I am only kidding. I would NEVER wish for harm to come to any child. I have two kids of my own. Before you get on our high holy horse and tell me how horrible of a person I am for suggesting the purchase of these things for a kid, it is just a joke.
DO NOT BUY THIS STUFF FOR KIDS!
Whew!... now I feel better.