|
Clown Midget
So I know this is going to sound a little bit roundabout connection wise, but it's true. The insident was published in the newspaper of the town it happened in. One of my friend's mother's friends was babsitting one of her friends kids. After the sitter had put the kids to bed, their mother called. She asked how the kids were and the sitter told her they were great; however, could the mother please put the clown statue away next time, because it freaked her out. There was a pause on the other end of the line. The mother responded by saying " Get the kids out of the house and call 911. We don't have a clown statue". So the sitter called the police from a neighbors house. When the cops were investigating, they found out that the statue was actually a midget who had escaped from a mental institution and been living in their house for six months!! Six months of eating their food, sleeping in their house, using their showers, and PLAYING WITH THEIR KIDS! I guess the kids had said stuff like "we don't want to go to school. We're playing with the clown". Being 3 and 5, the parents dismissed that as an imaginary friend. How creepy is that??
__________________
"You always said destiny would blow me away. But nothing's gonna blow me away"- Something Coporate
" I do not pop pills! I take them and I eat them..."
- Foamy's friend 
|