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Q: Why are women worse than the mafia?
A: The mafia demands money or your life; women want both.
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years."
"So what happened after that?"
"We met each other."
Why don't men like to get drunk around their wives?
Because they start seeing doubles.
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Who has more sense: men or women?
-Women, of course. Have you ever seen a woman marry someone just because he had nice legs?
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