Misanthropic
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World of Warcraft Fansite
http://wow.stratics.com/content/statistics/classes/
One of the best WoW sites I have seen!
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The World of Warcraft has nine distinct classes to choose from. All offering various roles to group play and all having their own unique style of gameplay. Everytime you play a new class it will require altering your strategy.
Choose a class from the left and start digging through all the information. You must have Macromedia Flash Player 7 installed on your system and for your browser.
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There are some great little story snipits as you go through the classes and races, here are some of my fav.
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Night Elf Hunter
“…It was unusual to catch a Night Elf off guard, let alone without a weapon. Therefore it was no wonder that the Orcs were feeling pretty smug with themselves. Though much to their bewilderment, the Night Elf was leisurely sitting as he twirled grass through his fingers. He peered up, his bright eyes burning in the eternal twilight, and uttered in his native tongue, “What is big, white, and eats Orcs for breakfast?” It was at this moment that a giant Night Sabre leapt from the bushes…”
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Troll hunter
"I.. I don't think cutting through this jungle was the best idea, Shane."
"Oh, stop your whining, Al. Going around would've added weeks onto this journey to the tomb. Now we'll get there in one day!"
As Shane says this, eyes begin to appear in the bushes around them. Another set of eyes above them gives a small nod and before the human raiders can even cry for help, they are brought down by a family of jungle leopards.
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Human Mage
"...Fear was the only word appropriate for what he felt as the massive creature of water closed in on him. Behind it, a human with unmatched intelligence stood tall, the very air around him crackling with magical energies, for he was a mage, and if you awaken the rage of the arcane, you're bound to experience the ruthless consequences..."
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Human Paladin
“…The flickering light shimmered off his heavy armor, yet his steps were effortless. Placing his mighty hammer on the ground, he knelt down and extended his hand. It was at this moment that the little girl did not see the flames of the burning village around her, but instead the light of a savior…”
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Night Elf Priest
With a quick prayer to Elune, the Night Elf walked off into the morning mist. "Another day, another adventure, another... healing spell" the Elf thought to himself. "Become a priest they said! See the world! they said... I'd rather be sailing..."
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Night Elf Rogue
Walking through the forest, the rogue thought aloud to himself. "How foolish of my brothers to worship these leafy things, all the're good for is clibing and hiding! Why, they might as well cut the whole lot of em down". Sitting down against a tree, the rogue began to drift of to sleep. Waking up hanging by his feet, the Night Elf learned that it was bad form to make fun of a tree with big ears.
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Orcish Shaman
"...Orcs are stupid, why of course they are, he thought, big and ugly brutes with no sense of morale, wisdom or other virtues. Thus he decided to kill the weak and old-looking orc infront of him, even though he did pity it to a certain degree. As he was about to let his axe fall towards it, the orc looked up at him and..grinned?, then a dark shadow crept over him, he dropped his axe and felt extremely dizzy..."
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Gnome Warlock
"I’ve never trusted Gnome Warlocks, as a rule they tend to be bad business. I give them a wide berth and it looks as though that is the way that they like it. Their passing leaves nothing but whispers and dark looks. The truth is no one really knows what to expect from a Gnome Warlock and that is why they are feared."
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Dwarf Warrior
"...Now, he knew that dwarves were deadly with their axes, but he also knew that they were terrible with bow and arrow. Thus he didn't think there was any danger in throwing stones at bypassing dwarves from the top of his small tower, after all, nothing is more funny than watching those funny little fellows cursing and threatening him. But this one seemed different, he didn't swear or curse, he simply raised his strange device towards him and fired..."
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Troll Warrior
“…Behind that brilliantly red mask he saw wild eyes. They pierced his soul and froze his feet. It was at this moment that he realized the short-cut through Troll territory was not the wisest of decisions…"
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and many more!
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~Halx
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