hahaha yay!! hmm..well i was dating this guy ( i was about 13) who kept pestering me for sexual favors...i wasnt really allowed alone with him and the closest we got was the movies...where everytime he would keep trying to feel me up and wouldnt listen to my "stop it"...well one day me and my at the time best friend invited him to her house ..we were in her room with the lights off...we had mixed elmers glue with food coloring..made a nasty green/brown color...
we easily got him out of his pants...
she rubbed the glue mixture alll over his "lil buddy" while i txt msgd a good guy friend to ring her doorbell..he quickly jumped up and zipped his pants
we waited till he was fully clothed and opened the door...
he went home...
now ya know how elmers glue peels off like dead skin?
well he called us in a panic later asking us what we had given him...
after a good laugh we told him what it was...
last time i heard from him he had a boyfriend...
we still crack up about it
