This was inspired by KinkyKiwi's list of comebacks. We all know the world is full of creepy guys who try to get in our pants - we learn to deal with them, probably when we're young, and we all struggle with it in one way or another. Let's tell stories of how we got the better of them!
Please note that this is
not a man-hating thread! These icky guys give the rest of men a bad name and make us callous and wary at a young age. If the creeps would lay off, the decent men might have more of a chance to get to know women.
Okay so years ago I had a great tactic that was a lot of fun. I started doing this when I was about 22, although I still looked like I was in my teens.
Picture me standing in a pet store looking at the rodents, when a sleazy older guy comes up behind me, stands way too close, and then says, "You like hamsters? I'd love to show you mine." I felt his hand brush against my butt. Eeeeeew!! I stood up and turned around, completely straight-faced, and said, in a stern voice, "Can I see some ID please?" "What?" "I need to see your ID." "Oh...okay, sure..." Fumbling in his walllet, the man produced his driver's license which I then took and wrote down his information in a small notebook I produced from my pocket. I was doing my best impersonation of a cop, and it worked like a charm! I handed his driver's license back to him, said "Have a nice day, sir" in a terribly grim voice, and watched him scurry out of the pet store like his butt was on fire!
