hahaha lizzy you kick ass girl!!
1.Men are proof that women can take a joke.
2.Men are like gum anyway -- after you chew they lose their flavor
3.Men have always detested women’s gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.
4.Men seem to flip around the television more than women. Men get that remote control in their hands, they don’t even know what the hell they’re not watching. You know we just keep going, “Rerun, that’s stupid, he’s stupid, go, go, go.” “What are you watching?” “I don’t care, I gotta keep going.” “Who was that?” “I don’t know what it was, doesn’t matter, it’s not your fault. I gotta keep going.” “I think that’s a documentary on your father.” “Don’t care, what else is on?” Women don’t do this. Women will stop and go, “Well let me see what the show is, before I change the channel. Maybe we can nurture it, work with it, help it grow into something.” Men don’t do that. Because women nest and men hunt. That’s why we watch TV differently.
hehehe..maybe i should start a thread with these in the ladies lounge...seems all the girlys would enjoy them
