Okay so these are maybe a little close to the edge but it's all in good fun:
Q: Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon?
A: Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks down?
A: Kick her in the ass and tell her to get busy.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your girlfiend?
A: About 35 pounds.
And one for the ladies!!!!
Q: What's the difference between your husband and your boyfriend?
A: About 35 minutes!!!
