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My friends and I used to fuck with people in their sleep all the time. Make up, markers, sprinkles, whatever was handy. This is by far the best prank we've ever pulled on anyone though.
I've got a friend who, when he drinks too much, is dead to the world. One night he passed out over at my house when I had another particularly cruel friend over. We started out making him punch himself in the nuts, nothing. Then the other friend (I swear) shoved the first's cell phone down his pants and called and called and called (his phone vibrated more than any other I've seen).
After nothing could get him up, we decided to duct tape him. We interlocked his fingers and completely covered both hands with tape, than taped his feet together, and just for good measure, put 2 little squares over his eyes. BUT none of that woke him up, so we were forced to squirt lemon juice into his mouth. That woke him up quickly! I've never laughed that hard in my life! We were 5 feet away from him laughing our asses off while he's using his taped up hands to try and paw the tape off his eyes.
After about 30 minutes he got it all off, went to the kitchen sink, pissed in it and went back to sleep.
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