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I lost my four lower front teeth in an accident at an early age and wore an appliance (bridge) to fill the gap. The ends of the bridge fastened tightly to their respective adjacent real teeth and for all (almost all) practical purposes the thing looked real and functioned the same. The fastener ends were just a pair of semicircular hooks thet encircled the real teeth. Every once in a while adjustments would have to be made to tighten the applicance to the adjoining teeth. It could be installed or removed removed by pressing down or up on the fasteners.
OK, so much for the dental part.
My gf at the time and I were in my car late one winter night in her parents driveway. She loved to have me give her oral sex before intercourse and requested it that night. I was always happy (ecstatic?) to oblige and after finding a semi-comfortable position in the back seat I began my favorite no-calory pasttime.
Well, that bridge seized the opportunity to come loose and one of the hooks on one end snagged the inside of my cheek. This hurt like hell and happened a few times before when chewing a tough piece of steak but it was the first time it had happened while licking vulva. This resulted in what is called "cunnilingus interruptus" a sad ending for the female partner and it also required that I unhook the damned thing from my cheek which usually required that I use a mirror to see what I was doing. That ended our lovemaking ffor that night and we managed to laugh it off.
But just imagine what would have happened if the other end of that bridge had somehow snagged her labia majora at the same time. We may have had to honk the horn to have her parents come out and untangle my head from their daughters crotch or worse, call an ambulance!
From that point on I always removed the bridge before engaging in gymnastic cunnilingus!
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