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Yo mamma's so old she farts dust.
Yo mamma's so old that when I told her to act her age she died.
Yo mamma's so fat that the last ime she wore heels she struck oil.
Yo mamma's so fat that on the bus shew sits next to everybody.
Yo mamma's so fat she broke a branch on the family tree.
Yo mamma's so fat when she stepped n the scale at the mall it said "one at a time please"
Yo mamma's so fat she's got more rolls than Pillsbury's.
Yo mamma's so fat she gets group discounts at KFC.
Yo mamma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
Yo mamma's so stupid she couldn't pass a blood test.
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