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Originally Posted by guthmund
Couldn't have said it any better.
Wal*Mart is a necessary evil. You can't like their practices, but you have no choice but to enjoy the low prices.
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There's a Saturday Night Live Skit in that some place.
**Open** Wal-Mart employees holding rifles and wearing blue armbands with a stylized W-M on it wearing dark shades mill about
Employee 1:**In robotic authoritarian voice**Welcome back to Wal-mart.
Customer 1: Thanks...
**walking down the aisles**
Customer 2: Ever wonder why prices are slow low here?
**sirens go off and a shock troop of elite Wal-mart "greaters" arrive and confront the customers Wal-mart Employee 2 strides up wearking a dark grey uniform with a black boots and a monocle**
Employee 2:Vy aren't you shopping customers?
Customer 1: We were...she was just wondering about the prices...like why they are so low?
Employee 2
ON'T QUESTION THE PRICES!
Customer 2:Excuse us?
Employee 2: JUST SHOP!
Customer 1: Let's get out of here...
**Employee 1 cuts off their exit**
Employee 1: May I see your receipt?
Customer 1: We didn't buy anything.
Customer 2: Yeah you guys are weird.
Employee 2: **laughs** Ha ha...you can not leave! You MUST enjoy our low prices. Enjoy them now and forever more!
MUHAHAHHAHHA!