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-Yo momma's so stupid, she took the Pepsi Challenge and chose Mountain Dew.
-Yo momma's so fat, her picture fell off the wall.
-Yo momma's so old AND fat, when God said, "Let there be light," she moved her big ass out of the way.
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"Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam"
(I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.)
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