So one night I went out to the bar to play some pool with some friends. I came home stinking like smoke so my wife tells me to go take a shower. I oblige and tell her to bring me some clothes to put on. As a joke she took all my clothes and left me with only one of her thongs. I figured if she is gonna give that to me, I might as well put it to use. So I put it on and pranced right out of the bathroom in front of her and her friend. Just walked by like nothing was out of the ordinary. She has never done anything like that again, but I have to admit that wearing them was a lot of fun
