Beer? Not until my first year of college. Wine & Hard Stuff way before.
Cigarette? Never
Boob? Not Yet
Penis? Check.
Kiss? Not yet. (I'm just awesome like that.)
Snikers bar? I try to forget when I eat these.
Crush? Every hot girl I've ever talked to (very few) First was a girl named Jenna in the 5th grade.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Not yet.
Drunk? Never been thoroughly drunk, unless you count the 1/2 bottle of 100 proof Vodka I downed last day of school last year. Was just very dizzy.
Joint/Bong Hit? Never
Masturbation session? Seeing the big-breasted bikini babe in Cruisin' World pop up, I felt all tingly, it felt good when I touched it, I experimented, went full throttle, zipped up the pants, continued playing. Was probably 12. Haven't stopped since.
Fight? Never
Broken Bone? When I 3, didn't need a cast. Jumped off my couch to break it. Boy, I guess I had a bad bone structure back then. Also probably why I can't run worth crap these days.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Had my parents Vinyl collection.
Movie/DVD? I'm going to guess an old Garfield video. I don't think I ever watched a live-action film till I saw Star Wars...