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A few
"what doctor? i have how long to live?"
"i leave everything to Santa"
"No you don't have to ground yourself"
"Wait, you said the red wire right?"
"Hey look i'm better"
"Hey that dog has rabies"
"This isn't a gram this is only half a gram"
"duck, for what?"
"who needs a seatbelt i'm only going to the store"
But seriously if i could get to say anything right before i died i would say
(in an english accent) "i'm not wearing any pants today it's too hot that's what i say"
-that line is in the extras of a movie called Bat Thumb said by the butler
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