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Beer? Don't remember the first but I am pretty sure I didn't like it... Doesn't mean I don't love it now.
Cigarette? I was around 8 or so and a friend had swiped some of his mother's. A group of us got together and tried smoking them... I hated it. Was terrified my Mom would smell it on my breath.
Boob? Probably in the stack of playboys I found in my Mom's Boyfriend's closet. First real life one wasn't until I was about 13. Lilliane... they were small and firm.
Penis? As BOR states... mine was OEM as well...
Kiss? Lililane again... I was nervous as shit to start... but once I was given the green light... I was cool (not really but it is fun to revise history, no?)
Snikers bar? Can't say I remember my first Snickers Bar. I prefer Big Turk.
Crush? There have been so many... probably Kelly. She was in grade one... She invited me to her birthday party. I met her again when I was in grade 6 at a volleyball tournament. She remembered me and came over to say hi. Did I mention it was a mutual crush... just too, way too young to do anything about it.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Lilliane (see above). She broke my heart. She cheated on me and I learned an extremely valuable lesson about what love is and what love isn't... I feel pretty certain I know what it is now.
Drunk? About 14 at a Scout camp. Vodka and Orange Juice. Purposefully drank until blotto... still don't remember large parts of that night. Still don't drink vodka and OJ.
Joint/Bong Hit? End of higschool my best friend and I scored some hash. We were completely clueless on how to smoke it... it went to waste. The first real high was in University the next year, doing hot knives with my roommates and the same friend when he came to visit. Loved it.
Masturbation session? I remember it. It was with a Scout leader. Enough said.
Fight? Lots of fights when I was little. I got picked on a lot.
Broken Bone? 25... broke my baby toe when I tripped over my wife's foot.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? Tape of Geore Carlin's A Place for My Stuff... about 13 years old.
Movie/DVD? No idea.
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- Old Man Luedecke
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