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Stiltzkin pokes badgers with spoons. He has replaced our regular coffee with Folger's Crystals. He actually removed the "Bop" from the "Bop-de-bop-de-bop", and replaced the "Ram" in the "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong" with an expletive. He was once heard to say, "Yeah, but what about all the good things Hitler did?" He voted for Nixon. The only reason he didn't supply Karl Rove with mind control beanies for every one of us is because Deibold under-bid him. He sneaks into houses at night and re-frags hard drives.
Oh, he's a villian all right.
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