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Old 11-15-2004, 04:29 PM   #38 (permalink)
asaris
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Coppertop: appreciate the humor, but it was little long. I trust you understand the disanalogies between worshipping God and kissing Hank's ass.

Well, I'm not going to take the time to debunk all of those 'contradictions', but let me say a few things. First of all, I'm suspicious about his responses to responses to these contradictions. Since I'll probably be using some of these, I'll respond to some of them at length.

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1. "That is to be taken metaphorically" In other words, what is written is not what is meant.
Obviously, he doesn't understand metaphor. It's that simple -- the Bible is a work of literature encompassing several different genres. Just as we would for any other text, in order to understand scripture, we have to take into account what genre whatever section was written as.

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3. "It has to be understood in context" I find this amusing because it comes from the same crowd that likes to push likewise extracted verses that support their particular view.
There's a difference between quoting to support a point and taking something out of context. If I'm quoting Nietzsche, I'm not going to quote whole books, whole chapters, or even, generally, whole aphorisms. I'm going to pick a sentence or two that, in my opinion, best summarizes the intent of the whole. You're welcome to disagree with me; the proper method is to argue that that doesn't best represent what the text says, in other words, that I'm taking it out of context. I don't know why quoting scripture should be treated differently than quoting any other text.[/quote]

I'll also mention, as I've mentioned in many other threads that I, and many other rather conservative Christians, don't necessarily think everything in the Bible is true simpliciter. This goes with what I said about genres; if something is written in the style of myth, or parable, or analogy, it simply can't be understood literally. Even the most ardent fundamentalists don't think that Jesus is literally a vine. But I don't even think some of the things more or less represented as history are true. The question is, what is the point of scripture? The point, as far as I can tell, is to tell us about God and his plan for us. So who killed Goliath is pretty irrelevant, as long as the story is accurate about what God's relation to his people is like. And a lot of Jim's supposed contradictions are just, if you'll forgive me, dumb. If I'm not mentioning one you particularly like, feel free to bring it up.

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Is Jesus equal to or lesser than?
JOH 10:30 I and my Father are one.
JOH 14:28 Ye have heard how I said unto you, I go away, and come again unto you. If ye loved me, ye would rejoice, because I said, I go unto the Father: for my Father is greater than I.
Well, welcome to the mysteries of the Trinity. The Trinity is one of the very few things I'll just say straight out "I believe it because the Bible says so". But, of course, I've never really been sure why the fact that there are aspects of God we can't understand is evidence against him. If he could be put neatly into a nice box, I'm sure that would be used as evidence he was just made up. But in any case, this specific 'contradiction' is easy. The fact that one verse says that the Father and the Son are one doesn't entail anything about their relative importance.

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Is it folly to be wise or not?
PRO 4:7 Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all thy getting get understanding.
ECC 1:18 For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.

1 Cor.1:19: "For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and wil bring to nothing the understanding of the prudent."
Well, the Ecclesiates passage doesn't clearly contradict the other two. Now, it's pretty clear that the other two are talking about two different types of wisdom. Consider the audiences: Proverbs was written to a Jewish audience, who could be presumed to know already that "The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom". But Corinthians was written to Greeks, who for the most part did not yet know God. If this is confusing to you, consider the idea of Plato's "To be wise is to know that one is not wise". Is this a contradiction, or is it merely a conundrum? There's a difference, you know.

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Snakes, while built low, do not eat dirt
GEN 3:14 And the LORD God said unto the serpent, Because thou hast done this, thou art cursed above all cattle, and above every beast of the field; upon thy belly shalt thou go, and dust shalt thou eat all the days of thy life.
This one was just particularly amusing. Have you ever used the phrase "Eat my dust"? Did you have a package of dust you were offering, or did you mean this metaphorically? It seems pretty clear that God is here referring to the humiliation of the serpent, not anything literal.

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Ascend to heaven
"And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." (2 Kings 2:11)
"No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, ... the Son of Man." (John 3:13)
He forgot Enoch, who was snatched up into heaven. But this misses the point of Christ's statement: he was claiming authority to talk about heaven, since he had seen it. And it's not like Enoch or Elijah were coming back to talk about their experiences.

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Who bears guilt?
GAL 6:2 Bear ye one another's burdens, and so fulfil the law of Christ.
GAL 6:5 For every man shall bear his own burden.
A better translation is the following, under which the supposed contradiction vanishes:
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2Carry each other's burdens, and in this way you will fulfill the law of Christ. 3If anyone thinks he is something when he is nothing, he deceives himself. 4Each one should test his own actions. Then he can take pride in himself, without comparing himself to somebody else, 5for each one should carry his own load.
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Marriage?
Proverbs 18:22
1 Corinthians 7 (whole book. See 1,2,27,39,40)
Proverbs is always tricky, but I don't really see any contradiction here. There is a bit of tension, but the main tension is between Proverbs and what Paul admits explicitly is his own advice, and not the Lord's.

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Judging
1 Cor 3:15 " The spiritual man makes judgments about all things, but he himself is not subject to any man's judgment:" (NIV)
1 Cor 4:5 " Therefore judge nothing before the appointed time; wait till the Lord comes. He will bring to light what is hidden in darkness and will expose the motives of men's hearts. At that time each will receive his praise from God."
The difference is between judging someone's actions, and judging what is in his heart. There's a lot more that we can say about judging, but I'll leave it at this: it is clear from scripture that we are not only entitled, but called to judge actions. To speak out against injustice, for example. But to judge someone's heart is for God alone. Both of these positions are found throughout scripture, both in the OT and NT, and it's hard to see how they contradict each other.

There's lots more there, most of which I don't really care about. Like I said earlier, if you have a favorite, feel free to mention it.
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