Beer? I was 4 or 5 years old - I was being looked after by my grandfather - he offered my brothers and I beer - it tasted awful - I'm pretty sure I did not finish it.
Cigarette? Year 10 end of year party - I thought I was sooooo cool - ended up with the nickname "chain smoker" for a few weeks :/
Boob? mmmmmm
Penis? yep, and I've still got it
Kiss? yep - I was 5 or 6 at the time
Snikers bar? don't remember
Crush? yep - girl in the year above me at high school - who was not even slightly interested in me.
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Aaaah - my flatmate at the time talked this girl into going out with me - 6 months of really good times but also some really awful fights.
Drunk? First christmas after leaving home - my parents live 15 km (10 miles) out of town - went drinking with my eldest brother in town, and had planned to come home with my mum, who worked nights - fell out of the car when I got home - my mum said "you're just like your father!" and left me there. Sober father helped me to bed
Joint/Bong Hit? After game of mini golf with friends - had a joint in the car, with all the windows wound up on the way home - ended up going to another friends house later and man did I have the munchies - remember someone ordering pizza, and me eating a large portion of it when it arrived.
Masturbation session? what, today?
Fight? If I had been in one I would've lost.
Broken Bone? snapped tooth and broken nose after crashing my bicycle into the side of a truck which was coming out a drive way - I am a walking advertisement for bike helmets.
CD/Tape/Vinyl? It was either Cliff Richard and the Youngs Ones doing "Living Doll" or "Iron Maiden's Killers - both vinyl
Movie/DVD? Video box set of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, the life and Brian and Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Phew - I'm done.