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stonegrody · 11-15-2004, 04:14 PM

Beer? Don't remember.

Cigarette? Don't remember
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Boob? Ah, yes. Jr. High. I was "going around" with a girl and one day we playfully explored each others bodies. Damn, that was great.

Penis? I remember seeing my dad pee when I was about 4 or 5. To anyone who has or is going to have kids: Show your son your penis when he's very young. For the rest of his life, he will remember you for having the biggest penis he's ever seen.

Kiss? Yup. I was 14 and her name was Tiffany. We frenched right off the bat. A friend of mine told me she became an online porn star with her husband. I have yet to find her site.

Snikers bar? Nope.

Crush? Kindergarden. Twins. They somehow knew I did because they sent me a Valentines card saying "We know you like us". Damn. If only I could find them today.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yup. I was 7 years old. She was latin with green eyes. She had a wart on her hand and was afraid that I was grossed out by it. I wasn't. Wonder what she's up to...

Drunk? I was 14. That's all I know.

Joint/Bong Hit? I was 17. It was a nasty, dirty red bong and I smoked with a guy I used to work with. We hung out and watched cartoons. I think he tried hotboxing his cat at some point.

Masturbation session? Strangely enough, I do remember. I was probably about 12 and I was at home, sick. I discovered that rubbing it felt good. I went at it and before I knew it, BAM! WTF?!?!

Fight? I was in elementary school playing soccer. Some kid kept pushing me around so I socked him in the eye. He started crying and we were both sent to the principals office. I didn't start crying until my mom came. She beat my ass.

Broken Bone? None yet *knock on wood*

CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 10. Vinyl. Some Classical record that had Stars & Stripes forever. I played it over and over wondering how it was done. That's what first got me into music.

Movie/DVD? My best friend in 6th grade gave me "Blue Thunder" on VHS. There was a scene where the dudes hover in their helicopter in front of some chicks apartment while she did nude Yoga. That tape was watched many, many times.

11-15-2004, 04:14 PM	#67 (permalink)
stonegrody Brooding. Location: CA-USA	Beer? Don't remember. Cigarette? Don't remember . Boob? Ah, yes. Jr. High. I was "going around" with a girl and one day we playfully explored each others bodies. Damn, that was great. Penis? I remember seeing my dad pee when I was about 4 or 5. To anyone who has or is going to have kids: Show your son your penis when he's very young. For the rest of his life, he will remember you for having the biggest penis he's ever seen. Kiss? Yup. I was 14 and her name was Tiffany. We frenched right off the bat. A friend of mine told me she became an online porn star with her husband. I have yet to find her site. Snikers bar? Nope. Crush? Kindergarden. Twins. They somehow knew I did because they sent me a Valentines card saying "We know you like us". Damn. If only I could find them today. Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Yup. I was 7 years old. She was latin with green eyes. She had a wart on her hand and was afraid that I was grossed out by it. I wasn't. Wonder what she's up to... Drunk? I was 14. That's all I know. Joint/Bong Hit? I was 17. It was a nasty, dirty red bong and I smoked with a guy I used to work with. We hung out and watched cartoons. I think he tried hotboxing his cat at some point. Masturbation session? Strangely enough, I do remember. I was probably about 12 and I was at home, sick. I discovered that rubbing it felt good. I went at it and before I knew it, BAM! WTF?!?! Fight? I was in elementary school playing soccer. Some kid kept pushing me around so I socked him in the eye. He started crying and we were both sent to the principals office. I didn't start crying until my mom came. She beat my ass. Broken Bone? None yet knock on wood CD/Tape/Vinyl? I was 10. Vinyl. Some Classical record that had Stars & Stripes forever. I played it over and over wondering how it was done. That's what first got me into music. Movie/DVD? My best friend in 6th grade gave me "Blue Thunder" on VHS. There was a scene where the dudes hover in their helicopter in front of some chicks apartment while she did nude Yoga. That tape was watched many, many times. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion. Tool - Parabola