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Beer? Yes, sip from granddad's can of Miller
Cigarette? Never had one - I only smoke cigars. First cigar was during a game of golf when I was 18
Boob? Future girlfriend's after a night at the movies when I was 15
Penis? Uh, mine?
Kiss? 9th grade girlfriend as I was leaving school one day
Snikers bar? Dunno...probably around 11 or so. I didn't like nuts until I was older
Crush? Way too early...maybe 1st or 2nd grade
Girlfriend/Boyfriend? Officially, when I was 15
Drunk? Really, piss drunk was October of my freshman year in college. Have not been sober on a Friday night since
Joint/Bong Hit? Freshman year of college, in my buddies truck, smoking a bowl with him and a chick that I was totally in love with but, for other circumstances, could only be friend with. Until we got drunk...
Masturbation session? Geez, had to have been around 11
Fight? 2nd grade...totally kicked this kids ass
Broken Bone? Broke my right pinky finger on a bad blocked spike in volleyball when I was in 10th grade
CD/Tape/Vinyl? That I heard? No idea. First one that I bought with my own money was a Jimmy Buffett album
Movie/DVD? Couldn't tell you
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"I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."
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