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the only ones i have vivid memories of
Buzz - 7th grade at a festival in downtown Bitburg. Dad couldn't speak much German, tried to order a beer, got three, gave me too. Walking back i was staring at the ground and looked up and said "Dad i feel like i'm walking on air". it was all downhill from there. 10 years later my band wrote a song about my love for beer "Matt's first love"
Love - see above
Pot - trying to play it cool with a girl i thought was gorgeous. ended up dropping the bowl. I wonder what percentage of people have done this their first time trying.
Broken Bone - 15 playing karate. Did a flying drop kick. Forearm landed on a rock which my body landed on top of. Snapped completely in half so my hand and half of my forearm seperated and fell back to my elbow. Not nearly as painfull as the asshole military doc pulling and flipping it every which way to get x-rays of it, as if he coudn't see what the fuck was going on by looking at it.
Masterbation session - 5 years old in the tub. "mom look what my penis does when i do this", ran it under running water.
I feel like i've already said too much so i'll stop there.
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