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Old 11-15-2004, 10:21 AM   #61 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights
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Hmmm...let's see...
Beer? I was probably 15. Dad offered me one after we cleaned the garage.

Cigarette? Not sure.

Boob? I had to have been about 13. I kept pestering a neighbor girl (2 years older) to see hers. She finally let me. And...I got to feel them, too.

Penis? Mine's OEM. I've had it as long as I can remember.

Kiss? 13. Same neighbor girl as boobs.

Snikers bar? I have no clue.

Crush? Kindergarten. She was cute then, and still is at 42. Yeah, I keep in touch.

Girlfriend/Boyfriend? 16

Drunk? 18, at the Green Door Lounge, in Cheyenne Wyoming.

Joint/Bong Hit? 23

Masturbation session? 11

Fight? I really don't remember. it was in elementary school.

Broken Bone? Never. *knocks wood*

CD/Tape/Vinyl? It would've been vinyl. But I really don't remeber...it could've been America.

Movie/DVD? Top Gun? I think.
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