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"Some kids think that drugs are the only way to feel good in life. I used to think that they knew something I didn't. I can't believe how wrong they are. When I feel tempted to give into peer pressure and start smoking weed or worse, I know exactly what to do. I excuse myself, step inot the bathroom, grab my dick and start jerkin' in. When I blow my load, it's a better feeling thatn any drug could give me.
Compulsive masturbation is my anti drug"
One of my parody commercials. I'm working on getting them online, and I'll start on the parody "Truth" ads soon.
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