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-Yo momma so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-Yo momma so dumb, she went to buy a color tv, and didn't know what color to buy.
-Yo momma so poor, I saw her kickin a can down the street, so I axed her what she was doin, and she said "Movin, Jack. Movin."
-Yo momma's house so small I put the key in the lock and stabbed five people sitting in the living room.
-Yo momma so old, her social security number is 3.
-Yo momma so fat, when I fuck her, I have to roll over twice to get off her fat ass.
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