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How many John Kerries does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question; it's impossible. He'll start to unscrew it, then screw it back in, then start out, then in, then out...
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"Final thought: I just rented Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine. Frankly, it was the worst sports movie I've ever seen."
--Peter Schmuck, The (Baltimore) Sun
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