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Old 11-13-2004, 10:27 PM   #12 (permalink)
kazoo
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Originally Posted by Jimellow
How about those alarms they advertise on the Infomercials.. You know, you attach the two parts to a door, window, etc. and when the seal is broken it emits a beep.

This beeping (powered by a battery) will likely scare any potential robbers away and also prevent your children from drinking that Comet you have stored under the sink.

I'm still waiting for a lawsuit to be filed when someone gets robbed and murdered as a result of not being properly protected by this "home security" device.
It's a pretty safe bet if it's sold on late night TV, and is remarkably inexpensive, it's a piece of shit. If it was so great, then ADT and Honeywell, and guys like me would have to find other work.
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