There was one incident that I am not too sure about...
I had been living in Alberta for a year and my fiancee was in BC. When I moved back to BC, I had to stay with my parents for about 2 weeks while I found a new apartment (it was X-mas time - worst time of year to be looking for an apartment).
My fiancee was over and we were decorating the X-mas tree. We'd been on a date earlier and had eaten. The rents and my grandfather (in his mid-80s) went out for dinner. We took this as an opportunity to squeak in a quick shag.
What we didn't realize is how long we were going for. I had my fiancees legs over her head and she was yelling "fuck me fuck me fuck me oh yeah baby!" when we heard the bathroom door slam shut (right next to the bedroom I was staying in).
It was my grandpa. They were back from dinner already. To this day, we have no idea if they know what we were up to... Grandpa winked at us over X-mas dinner but never said anything about it.
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"Doors aren't like assholes! They don't shut themselves!"
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