ok you told the joke all wrong, it was in this months Maxim, it goes
These two guys were talking to each other by the water cooler, the first guy said
"Man I have been making alot of freudian slips lately."
"really, like what" the other guy said.
"Well I was buying a plane ticket to pitsburg and I said 2 pickets to titsburg."
"yeah I know what you mean" the other guy said, " I asked my wife 'honey please pass the salt' and what came out was 'Bitch you ruined my life!'"
It makes more sence when you know what a freudian slip is. plus it is kind of important for the joke to really work
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