true craziness would be for a monkey to purchase the gum and use it to affix a massive veiny dildo to its head, then have it run downtown scaring the living crap out of the poor group of tourists who managed to get separated from their tour group.
but hey, i'll settle for the 40yr old gum. wonder if there are preservatives enough in it to still make it edible?
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