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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that
she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he
paid her a large sum of money if she would move to Italy and secretly have
the child. If she would raise the child, he would provide child support
until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when thebaby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post
card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. "Honey,"
she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later." he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned white,
and fainted. On the card was written: "Spaghetti Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without."