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"Mr. Pot? Yes sir, there's a Mr.Kettle for you on line 1. Something about color."
As my attorney, everything that trickyy said should be taken with a grain of salt (unless cyanide is available.) Trickyy is indeed trickyy, and far too humble. He was a major collaborater on the Franco-Prussian thing and the income tax, and, let's face it, the macarena was really one of his. As for Richard Simmons, I have apologized for him at length before. Slander, my friend, is evil.
Now, I will admit, it is most convenient to have a truly warped and blackhearted attorney on staff. Why, without trickyy, I could never get the minutes from the meetings of the Trilateral Commission, the Elders of Zion, or the Bavarian Illuminati.
Finally, evil knows evil. Allow me to greatly simplify the next poster's task by stipulating that I am, in fact, quite evil. I am, in fact, something of a Subject Matter Expert in the field. Muuuuhuhuhuhahahahaha!
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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