tophat is evil because he's been refreshing this page frantically, waiting for someone else to post. evil because he has posted over 10 times in this thread, and obviously puts a lot of time into the post construction. evil because his yinyang is square, not circular. evil because he invented telemarketing. evil because he burns styrofoam and farts near small children. evil because the franco-prussian war was his idea...and so was the macarena, income tax, and richard simmons. evil because soon he will slander yet another with his LIES, i tell you. he cannot be trusted.
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