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Green
hopefully not a repost but here you go.
A young man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one
month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three
Hail Mary's."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been
two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green
twice a week for the last two months"
This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."
At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his
sermon, a gorgeous, tall woman enters the sanctuary. All the men's eyes fall
upon her as she slowly walks up the aisle and sits down right in front
of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny
emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in
the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly apart.
The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie
Green?"
The bug-eyed altar boy replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection
off her shoes."
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