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Old 11-08-2004, 07:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa
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Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1.
Yo momma so old, she got a pushpedal vibrator in her attic.
Yo momma so fat, she got a run in her jeans.
Yo momma so ugly, they had to breast feed her through a straw.

-Mikey
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