Don't get a boner in front of the ladies. No, i'm serious. I...um...errr....I mean had a friend....yeah, a friend who stripped a few times. The first time I...I mean, the first time he stripped he saw a hot chic in the group and he started to get a chubby as he danced. I can only imagine the embarassment and awkwardness of dancing with his 3rd leg. The next few times he danced, he downed a 22 ounce brewskie to get a little buzz.
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-Homer Simpson
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