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True story,
The head dude's admin assisant strolls into my bay and says to the woman two desks down, "Where's Mary Jane?"
I say to the fellow sitting next to me, in my best Joe Walsh cum Horse Badorties voice, "Man, if I had a dime for every time I heard someone ask that, man, no one would ever have to ask that, man."
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