My friend Vinny and I moved to a new town to open a florist shop.
Things were going good and our business was really taking off.
We were at our biggest customers business one day and he says 'Sorry we are going to start using the new guys'. New guys? What new guys?
Seems that the monastery outside of town had gone into the flower business and was undercutting our prices. Man, what were we going to do now?
Vinny says I am going to call my buddy Big Hugh from back home. I say 'WTF is this guy going to do for us?' We need some real muscle. He says don't worry. I say 'let's get somebody else...'
Then he says..... (get ready for it).....
Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
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