Lockjaw

you aren't the only one. That was the first thing that popped into my head when people started choosing sides. Pretty foolish as others have mentioned as a 12 year old could come up with a workable solution to the "We must stay on the beach to watch the fires!" problem. I hope they don't go down that route and are just tossing that up there as a little red herring.

I'll say this for the show...at least it's not reality television and likely signals the death of that genre. Hurray!