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Originally Posted by Cynthetiq
it is.... but then again, what do cats truly contribute to society and how adverse are their destructions to society from it?
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Hey, cats
are worthy members of society! Just because you humans can build bridges, perform blood transfusions and release poison gas on the Tokyo subway doesn't make you better than us. You should be happy that we Cats still tolerate your impudence and pettiness and your wanton extravagances at the expense of all other inhabitants of our planet! The patience of
Ubercat, Overlord and Master of the Universe is wearing precariously thin. He's beginning to regret ever having gone through with this "Let's make a talking monkey and see how far it will get on its own" experiment our scientists were so excited about. It's just that we've trained you to take such good care of us that we're somewhat unwilling to let you guys go....yet.
But I digress...
To get back to topic:
I for one don't care for catnip. Those silly purple and green fluffy mice and hairy balls with the catnip inside you make for us? What were you thinking? They're for juveniles! I let those lie untouched around the house and gather dust, in defiance and contempt of Roboshark's poor judgment in buying them for me. Me, I get my kicks from meditating on the window sill and surreptitiously controlling the minds of all the passersby...when I'm awake...
Yours truly,
Robocat
(roboshark's cat)