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Captain Nemo · 11-02-2004, 11:39 AM

I have never once been rude. The way I figured it was that I was getting the ultimate gift so why the hell would I denigrate it. Anyway, it has been my experience that the more times I have slept with a partner, the more interesting it gets as they begin to feel more comfortable with you and start experimenting.

For example, my wife, when we originally met, was not very experienced. She said that she couldn't orgasm (we figured out a correction to that one a long time ago), wasn't experimental, etc. Hmmm, we've come a long way from then, witnessed by this last Saturday night. She went out Christmas shopping and came home to have one of our dogs shred one of the gifts. She was completely pissed off by it, and I told her she was being silly, and it was only a little gift. I told her she should work out her anger issues in other ways.

I went upstairs a little later to find her standing in the hallway in a leather dominatrix-style teddy and 7 inch stilleto heels, holding a riding crop in one hand and carrying a harness and dildo in the other. I still am having trouble walking today.

How could I ever debase the species that can create that?

11-02-2004, 11:39 AM	#59 (permalink)
Captain Nemo Insane Location: In a forest of red tape (but hey, I have scissors)	I have never once been rude. The way I figured it was that I was getting the ultimate gift so why the hell would I denigrate it. Anyway, it has been my experience that the more times I have slept with a partner, the more interesting it gets as they begin to feel more comfortable with you and start experimenting. For example, my wife, when we originally met, was not very experienced. She said that she couldn't orgasm (we figured out a correction to that one a long time ago), wasn't experimental, etc. Hmmm, we've come a long way from then, witnessed by this last Saturday night. She went out Christmas shopping and came home to have one of our dogs shred one of the gifts. She was completely pissed off by it, and I told her she was being silly, and it was only a little gift. I told her she should work out her anger issues in other ways. I went upstairs a little later to find her standing in the hallway in a leather dominatrix-style teddy and 7 inch stilleto heels, holding a riding crop in one hand and carrying a harness and dildo in the other. I still am having trouble walking today. How could I ever debase the species that can create that? Last edited by Captain Nemo; 11-03-2004 at 12:18 PM..