Studies have shown that the average moogle weighs slightly less than a duck. By any standard, Stiltzkin is an above average moogle, who, it turns out, weighs exactly as much as a duck and is therefore.....
A Witch! Burn Him!!!
Now, normally, I don't place much credence in the mad scribblings of Levantine mushroom freaks in the early days of history, but they surely had much to say about evil:
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Deuterotomy 18
10 Let no one be found among you who sacrifices his son or daughter in the fire, who practices divination or sorcery, interprets omens, <b>engages in witchcraft</b>, 11 or casts spells, or who is a medium or spiritist or who consults the dead. </i>
2 Chronicles 33
6 He sacrificed his sons in the fire in the Valley of Ben Hinnom, practiced sorcery, divination and <b>witchcraft</b>, and consulted mediums and spiritists. He did much evil in the eyes of the LORD , provoking him to anger.
Galatians 5
19 The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; 20 idolatry and <b>witchcraft</b>; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions 21and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.
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(Incidentally, 665 is the number of the neighbor of the beast.)