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Old 11-01-2004, 09:06 AM   #216 (permalink)
TwoToTango
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The rain has stopped, the ark has landed, the flood waters have
receded. And all the pairs of animals are happily going about their
business, making babies.

All but a couple of small snakes.

Puzzled, Noah goes to investigate. And immediately sees what
needs to be done.

He cuts down some trees. Saws them into planks. Planes,
hammers, and glues. And presents the resulting bit of furniture
to the snakes. Soon, another generation was on the way.

The explanation?

They were just adders. But now that they have a log table,
they can multiply.
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