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Since I own shares in a tobacco-company, I snuck into a kindergarten and stuck nicotine patches on a bunch of 3-year olds. Then I went to the local nursing home cantina and put speed in the food.
I've been quite bad, really. Not the strap-on. Anything but the strap-on!
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"What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000
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