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damn, can't believe i never finished recalling this old memory... anyways, the 3 teeth girl's boyfriend shows up at the door. The blonde stripper was extremely fustrated by this point, don't think she ever got to cum although she was close to it everytime the door was knocked on. The stripper chilled the boyfriend out telling him that his girlfriend was sick and laying in bed and that she and I were "spending the night on the couch". He seemed to buy it. He proceeded to whip out some drugs and started to smoke and shoot up. I don't normally have anything to do with that shit. I think the stripper realized that we weren't going to get to finish up so she started joining her girlfriend's boyfriend shooting up and smoking...
knock, knock, someone pounding at the door really hard. The Stripper and the Boyfriend freaked out because someone yelled out, "POLICE, Open UP!!!". I started freaking out thinking I might be going to prison thanks to the these junkies. The stripper was trying to stall the police at the door, the boyfriend ran into the bathroom, i guess to flush the drugs. I was in my underwear at the time and was determined not to catch shit for these dopeheads. I ran up the stairs into the other girls and out the window. climbing down the wall my underwear gets caught on some vines and i fall the rest of the way down scrapping my bare naked ass on the sidewalk below. Then, all of a sudden I hear a group of people laughing their asses off at me from around the corner.
All of my drunk buddies (and their girlfriends) from the bar, came to the apartment. They were pissed off about how rude i was to them earlier and they decided to pull a prank on me by posing as police...
why would i make this shit up?
-Mav
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