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I was invited to a youth church get together. Teenagers of all ages were there. I went outside for smoke and the hostess decided to join me. I had heard rumors about her. Turned out they were true. I nearly bit a hole through my check when she went down on me near the backyard fence.
That's the one where I felt the dirtiest. They're are a few other instances, but that one is the most memorable.
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