That's it, I'm buying one of these godamn boards as soon as possible. This thread rocks, and the original poster's story was awesome.
EDIT: I just tried that Web Ouija board, I asked it 'What is your name?' and it replied 'Cannot tell'. Awesome
Then I asked 'What is my name?' and it said 'Unknown'. I asked 'Do you know anything?' and it said 'No'.