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Old 10-29-2004, 06:46 AM   #212 (permalink)
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Here's a good one my CS professor told the class (I was the only one that laughed)


Is anyone in the class in ROTC?

*one guy raises his hand*

Did you guys get your backpacks yet with the survival gear?

"nah, we're still in the basics I guess...."

well, something the army and ROTC and other organizations are doing now is very interesting. the new item they are including with your survival gear is a piece of fiber optic wire!

let's say you are out in the forest and your team or platoon gets lost. all you have to do is bury the fiber optic wire in the ground, and sooner or later a construction team will dig it up and snap it in two
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