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Old 10-28-2004, 07:07 PM   #84 (permalink)
Mephisto2
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fuzzix
The whole no-sex-but-blowjobs thing is the most stupid thing I've ever heard. No offence, but that girl sounds anything but pure, she's just kidding herself with a religious facade. I can just imagine her first honeymoon night.

girl: Oh Jason, we've waited so long for this, be gentle!

husband: I can't believe how lucky I am, you've never slept with a guy?

girl: No, never, but I've sucked over 350 cocks! *big toothy grin*

husband: Nooooooooooooooooooo!

I'm only mucking about of course, but it does piss me off. If people are going to follow a religion, they should do just that, not make up excuses.

Man oh man, that was funny.


Must go get some tissues to wipe the coffee off my screen now.



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