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Originally Posted by fuzzix
The whole no-sex-but-blowjobs thing is the most stupid thing I've ever heard. No offence, but that girl sounds anything but pure, she's just kidding herself with a religious facade. I can just imagine her first honeymoon night.
girl: Oh Jason, we've waited so long for this, be gentle!
husband: I can't believe how lucky I am, you've never slept with a guy?
girl: No, never, but I've sucked over 350 cocks! *big toothy grin*
husband: Nooooooooooooooooooo!
I'm only mucking about of course, but it does piss me off. If people are going to follow a religion, they should do just that, not make up excuses.
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Man oh man, that was funny.
Must go get some tissues to wipe the coffee off my screen now.
Mr Mephisto